A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.
(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?
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Something totally worthless and meaningless.
In context "like I care who shot John" or I don't give a shit!
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Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.
Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.
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I dunno, but I do know that the government had him killed. He was getting ready to pull American troops out of Vietnam, and all the warmongers in Washington couldn't take it or let it happen, so they eliminated him. It was all just a big conspiracy...
Who shot john? The government did, that's who!
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Usually used when in the persence of a male who is a pimp and one has one of his whores.
Man 1: OOh here comes John!
John(pimp): Yo!
Man 1: Who shot John?
John: All my bitches, fool!
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Asking who drank the last beer.
Jose: Who shot john
You: I man that was the last one
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The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?
I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
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