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John Wilkes Boothe

See Abraham Lincoln.

After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.

Hey baby, how would you like to receive an Abraham Lincoln tonight and possibly follow it up with a John Wilkes Boothe?

by crazy crackers March 4, 2009

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

by Prestinian March 23, 2003

34πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


The John Wilkes Booth

During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.

Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!

by joesimmons March 2, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John Wilkes Booth

Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.

I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.

by squee1 August 15, 2005

40πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.

The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth

by snizzlewizzle May 17, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John Wilkes Booth

1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln

2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.

β€œRobin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”

by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022


John Wilkes Booth

A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.

"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."

by qqduck October 4, 2007

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž