joke

something the internet can not take

me: why did the-
someone: SHUT UP WE ALL KNOW THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: ok...

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joke

A joke is when you try to aim at being funny with saying something that isn't serious or making puns, another way to describe it is the majority of this planet will never take one.

Wayne: why did the chicken cross the road

Josh: why?

Wayne: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOOOOOOOOL

Josh: what have you done..

Wayne: huh?

Josh: you're aware I'm vegan, right?

Wayne: Oh sorry dude it was just a-

Josh pulls out a gun

Wayne: OK MAN THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THIS CHILL IT WAS JUST A JOKE

Josh: in my world, there's no such thing as a joke.

joke

A juxstapostion, whether internal (joke includes elements co-existing in an unlikely way) or external (subject or structure of joke creates tension between joke and common reality of listener) intended to arouse amusement.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?





"Make me one with everything."

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joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

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joke

a joke goes here

this is a ussless entry i just want to test. a joke is a thing some people wont get.

joke

Funny things that make funny people laugh.

a good joke:
"Two muffins sat in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin:
"Boy, it's hot in here." and the other muffin says, "holy shit! a talking muffin!"
hahaha

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joke

a thing. a funny thing. no meaning. no purpose. purely for amusemeny.

joke. i am a joke. i was a joke. now i am a bigger joke.

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