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my life

"Want to hear a joke? Daniel Howell is straight."

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 7, 2017

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Jokeful

Someone who plays around and takes the world as it is, rather than walk around as if with a stick up their arse

makes jokes and has a good sense of humor who hardly takes the world serious anymore, nonetheless leaves a bad taste in jealous peoples mouths..

His name is J, he is jokeful

โ€œOh donโ€™t be so jokeful, your making this worseโ€

Response: โ€œnah, Iโ€™m fine, you go fuck yourself and let me enjoy my dayโ€

โ€œBeing jokeful is NEVER a bad thingโ€

When you take life not so seriously you tend to become occasionally jokeful

โ€œJokefulโ€ might not technically be a real word but hell, it IS NOW goddamnit. Take that โ€œEnglishโ€ โ€œdictionaryโ€

by countDockula February 28, 2022

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Joke

Normally something corny your dad says.

An example of a (long) joke:

There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.

by Blasterock October 21, 2019

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Joke

Life

"My life is a bloody joke."

by Corkeyno2 May 5, 2016

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joke

an elephant and a camel meet on a road:

Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?

The camel pauses for a mimute....

Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...

the moral of the joke is this: camels are sexier than elephants!

by yogos July 21, 2006

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Jokeful

Adjective used to describe a person who makes a lot of jokes but the jokes don't necessarily need to be funny. Usually the jokes are rather bad.

He makes such bad jokes all the time, he's so jokeful.

by mostestfunniest December 8, 2016

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a joke

everyoneโ€™s love life

girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 20, 2020

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