Jong

Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.

Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?"

Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor"

Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?"

Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."

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jong

A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes.

Woah! your toe looks like a Jong!

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Jong

The name given to a certain Joshua if he is spastic

1.uh oh ita JONG THE SPAZ MA TAZ
2.Oh jong, you're such a spaz

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Jong

A jong is where you place a joint in the cone of a bong and pack weed around it, then light the joint, and smoke it through the bong, untill you eventually get to the cone.

Theres no real point to it, except the novelty of mixing a classic smoking method with an effective smoking method.

John: Man, I rolled up 3 joints last night, shoved them all in my bong, it was hectic, like a.. tri-jong.
Alex: Crazy shit man.

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Jong

a really old guy

Jong- you know, that guy who is older than dirt

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jong

that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance

crank my jong ho...
man she was trying to get at my jong but im MOB so i said no

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jong

a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey

jong special, delicious bodacious pizza

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