The most beautiful woman ever to walk the Earth, although she doubts it. The most EPIC pianist in town, and can probably beat you up, even if she is small and Asian. She is suicidal, and needs a little love.... If she loves you she will never let go.
Jason:” WOW, Jossi is so hot!”
David:”Back off she’s mine.”
A surprising, yet substantial raise.
Lord have mercy, I got a Jossi!
18👍 9👎
Pet name for a woman who has only done the best things for you. A woman of truly good intentions and pure love.
Baby, buying me that sports car is the most Jossy thing you've ever done for me.
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Super awesome person that has a long penis and great hair that can conquer any women
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A large gaping vagina or an unattractive lady garden.
Josh: did you get a shot in at her jossy pit
Michael: nah she preferred It in the poo chute
Josh: nice one
Michael: tell me about it
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The hoe that everyone likes a lot and can beat up a guy in a fight. Loves her little brother and will do anything for him.
Bully: come here Lawson I’ll get you for this.
Jossie: I’m going to kill you little boy you don’t mess with Lawson.
A pair of kidults. One male and one female. Known to be full of surprises and often slightly retarded but awesome none the less when paired together. A case of 1+1=MEGA! A perfect combination.
Look at those weirdos. They got a jossy league goin' on!