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It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.
Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?
Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!
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When a chick rides your face down the stairs using your dick as a joystick.
We were 69ing on the landing when she grabbed my dick and we went for an Aussie Joyride.
when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)
Alright gang, it's time for our annual family joyride gangbang
To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.
Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.
Ianto had too much to drink and went for a welsh joyride.
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A game made by HalfBrick studios which is about Barry Steakfries barging in to steal the Machine Gun Jetpack. After that you must go on an endless run to get the highest score without dying.
“Hey man i just had a great Jetpack Joyride run!”
“Oooo nice with who?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like.. Jetpack Joyride.”
“Yeah?”
“Dont you mean-“
“YOU FUCKING HORNY BASTAR-“
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When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit
Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds
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A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).
The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.
It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
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