βJschlatt is a boomer am I right ladsβ
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He is God.
Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.
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boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.
person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt
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Jschlatt, a guy whoβs allergic to dust and browniesβ¦ he also canβt swim
Jschlatt, a guy who owns a gun for paintball he also has an orange tabby named Jambo:)
Person 1: Jschlatt scares me
Me: loser
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the controversial one
someone:hey you know jschlatt?
me:ya, heβs the controversial one
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This bigman has lots of money by definitely not scamming his customers with his currency "Schlatt Coin"
"Hey look it's Big Man himself Jschlatt !"
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