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Juggalette's are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they're pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like "sh*t"
"Hey man, there's those skanky juggalette chicks. I'm going to try to do her tonight."
"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."
"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."
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A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded teenage girl who has zero friends other than fellow Clown Syndrome patients and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They come from a usually poor background (reason why they pretend to be tough) most of which becoming pregnant by the time they are 17 after drinking faygo and pretending to be drunk. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability, usually their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.
Normal person: Wow, look another ICP fan.
Normal person 2: Yeah, wait thats a "juggalette".
Juggalette: iz iz down wit da clownz
Normal person: What the fuck is that stench??
Normal person 2: THATS SWAMP CROTCH.. NOOOO!.
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Juggalettes dont take shit from anyone. There behind all juggalos 110%. You fuck with them theyll fuck you up. being a juggalette is a way of life They don't give a shit about what the world thinks of them. A Juggalette don't think shes better than everyone else. It's a state of mind, a way of life. To truly understand a Juggalette or juggalo you must be a Juggalette-juggalo Anyone can just Like a Band, that makes you a fan. If your a Juggalette-juggalo your down for anything at anytime. A Juggalette and Juggalo are almost the same but Juggalettes are Females. And no matter how pretty, ugly, fat or crack headed they look, Juggalos love them. But if they are a Juggalo or Juggalette they are Down with the Clown for Life.
Down with the cown till im dead in the ground.
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To those of us who don't have to sound tougher than shit or be "more down" than anyone else, a Juggalette is a rather simple concept. You don't have to be down with the clown to get what a Juggalette is.
A Jugalette is a female who knows who her family is - The Juggalo Family and she wont take shit about it. She considers other Juggalettes and Juggalos part of her family and treats them that way.
If she met ICP or Twiztid or whomever she wouldn't fawn all over them and act like a slut bitch, she would see them plainly as other Juggalos.
Bitch, show a Juggalette respect.
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Lets clear things up a little. Juggalettes are the female fan of ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, etc. To be a Juggalette means you feel the band's songs, you feel them on every sentence. It means that because they are willing to die for you, you're willing to die for them.(the band, and Juggalos) Never once have I met a juggalo who wasnt a decent person, all you have to do (just like any other group of people) is treat them with respect and not judge them. we are basically friends, that are down for each other till the very end, and how many bands can say they got a family with 5 million members in it?
*We dont care what you think so long as we have each other
*Not all Juggalettes are sluts, just like how all GIRLS are not sluts. sluts are everywhere cant help what they do.
*to be a Lo/Lette means you practically breathe the music
*We dont care about the rest of the world because we have our own that everyone else is obviously jealous of.
when i said 'ima be down till i'm dead in the ground' i ment it.
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a female juggalo who is down w/ the wicked clowns
f*ck out of here if u ain't down with the clown!
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A female who is down with the Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic records, goes more than just being a fan, as they take it as a way of life and more seriously. Someone who feels the "calling" of the dark carnival when they listen to ICP and others, and who would do anything to defend their juggalo family. A common misconception is that all of these juggalettes are fat, ugly, trailer trash, sluts, etc. Not true at all for all of these females, some may fit said description, but some can be thin to average, beautiful, successful, self respecting, and smart. Some of them graduate high school and go to college. These girls are usually attracted to juggalos, or are just down homies with them. They will often use terms like "WHOOP WHOOP to let their presence be known to their other homies, and "MCL" or "MMFWCL", (Much clown love) and (Much motha fuckin wicked clown love). Most of these girls do not like it when you fuck with them and will own your ass in a fight if you say the wrong thing. If you are nice to them they are usually the chillest ppl you will know, juggalo/lette or not. They usually smoke a lot of bud but not all of them.
Sexy, Smart, But Sometimes Rare Juggalette: WHOOP WHOOP, i just got my admissions letter back to ___________ University, and now I'm starting in the fall!!!
Down Juggalo: Damn ninjette, thats hella tight.
Other Juggalette: Let's go smoke some herb.
All: Hell yea.
MCL.
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