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The day a bad bitch was born
Person 1: That’s one bad bitch
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*
Hottest person alive hands down
-Hey were you born on July 1st
-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot
The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.
CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.
the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.
friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no
Okay it’s a good day so if you looked up your birthday and it wasn’t there here’s a good definition
Hey what National day is July 1 ?
It doesn’t matter it’s just a good day, wait it’s also Canada day so there’s that
Rub a clit day!
Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums
Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!
You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic
Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today