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1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
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Any 2000’s to 2005 Japanese car, especially the 05 Acura El
Guy #1 “you see that jap junker?”
Guy #2 “oh yeah that just nicks car.”
Meaning big tits, usually ones so big that “boobs” just doesn’t feel like a good enough word to describe them.
“woah, look at those Chunky Junkers, those gotta hurt.”
The Junkers were members of the landed nobility inside the state of Prussia (Germanic state). They owned estates that were great and was maintaine and worked by peasants with few rights. These estates are often in Countrysides or in other places inside Germany. Their names have "von" in their names, it indicates they're from the Junkers family. The most famous Junker was Otto von Bismarck, he was the chancellor of the German Empire after he Unified Germany after the Franco-Prussian war or war of 1870, he was removed in power by Kaiser Wilhelm II in 1890.
That's the statue of Otto von Bismarck. He was the most famous of the Junkers of Prussia. And the one who unified Germany
Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker
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When there's been so much cock in and out of every end of ones being, its fair to say the ones being has been cock junkered.
I've had so much dick n balls I've became cock junkered along time ago.