An Azumaya Junta is a very sexy angel who stalks the one they love until they can get them drunk and get them in bed
“Azumaya Junta how did you know where i was?” “*laughs*
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Any rule or practice established by a junta, whether by law or not. Primarily used in contrast with de jure meaning in principle or by law. Related to de facto, meaning in fact or in practice as opposed to being by principle or law.
A de facto practice or situation established by persons having come to power by revolution.
Related words :
junta : revolutionary government in power by force or deception rather than law.
de facto : in fact, whether by law or not.
Antonyms :
de jure : established by principle or law
Is the practice of beating opposition politicians de-jure or de-facto? It is de-junta!
It is the de jure standard that politicians should be able to speak freely. It has become de junta that politicians speaking against the government are assaulted.
“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”
“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”
Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".
Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.
A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
Loan phrase from Spanish.
The first word (junta) is pronounced HOON-ta and means like a group. The second word (directiva) is pronounced dee-reck-TEA-ba.
This phrase altogether has the meaning of 'group of girls whose purpose is to make sure a girl is single'.
Aye, bro, be careful! That gyal got a whole junta directiva with her!