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1) Means law in Latin. As in jurisdiction, jury, and juris doctorate, etc.
2) A male name of Latvian origin. In general Juris’ tend to be ridiculously hot, flirtatious, self-centered, manipulative, intelligent, funny, ego-maniacs with an inferiority complex. They party like rock-stars and make bad choices in their youth and find it very hard to grow up. They use their good looks and natural charm to manipulate women and get their way in adverse situations. They make lousy boyfriends and tend to break up with you via text message if they notify you at all of the breakup, but wonderful husbands and fathers if you are lucky enough to tame one. Be wary, they use their bad-boyfriend image to attract more than their allotment of women, and have been known to date your friends and your friends’ friends, leaving a trail of broken hearts and bitterness wherever they go. They are INTENSE lovers, generous friends, slow to anger, excellent flirts, and fun at parties.
"OMG, I woke up next to a Juris, but i don't remember a thing."
"I married a Juris and it took years to break him in but now he is wonderful."
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B: "When your girl has a twin sister and you fuck her dad, that's what I call a Juris moment for sure."
A: "Haha, that was for sure a Juris moment."
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A bastardization of jewelry(plural) or jewelries; most commonly reffering to neck jewelry worn while playing paintball. Often mardigras beads.
"Boss be gettin' juked even wif his ice neck jurys."
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Juris is the coolest and the most chill dude in world. He’s is good in the sports, especially ball sports. He’ll have some haters in the path of his greatness, and he’s going to fight with them.
Friend: Omg!!!! Juris’s so great, almost everywhere.
Friend/hater: Yea, I know, but I’m better than him
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Juri is a outstanding friend who would never throw you under the bus, instead she’d be the one to drive the bus and knock you down. Kind hearted and polite to all, but can be a scary mama if you hurt any of her loved ones. She loves to cook anything from chocolate cake to steak. But be careful, if she hates you, she might put some poison in your food....
Friend 1: hey are you hungry?
Friend 2: Noo this awesome girl bought me some pineapple!
Friend 1: omg yea that girl Juri right? She’s so amazing I ate pineapple with her last week!
Friend 2: ahhh yes I love her
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She is very outgoing,beautiful and smart, she is that type of girl who will never leave a friend behind, a type of friend who would try to make your worse day be the best day of your life, and actually succeed. She is popular among others and a good athlete in any sport, and she will be always there every time you need her.
" Oh you are so kind you must be a juri "
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