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- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably
"damn, she's a justified scenester"
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When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.
John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!
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when someone you hate has pissed you off enough to kill them
fred: I'm not guilty
Judge: why?
Fred: he threw his backpack at my face
Judge: not guilty that's justifiable homicide
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When someone can't take a joke and simply has to justify why their right
"Ok look another Justified Justin, making his point to which know one cares about!'
To deny a claim in one breath only to then rationalize/justify the claim in the next breath.
A form of gaslighting and applied doublethink in an argument for the sake of deception.
Person A: Jews are the most overrepresented group in Ivy League university enrollment.
Person B: That's not true. That is an antisemitic canard. Jews are exceptional people and have a high IQ, so it's no wonder they get into the Ivy Leagues more than others.
Person A: Did you just deny and justify my claim simultaneously?
Person B: What? No. You're hallucinating. Goodbye.
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when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
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When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you
Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am a Patriots fan...
Judge: It was so sad that they lost... I find this man not guilty!!!! This fits under justifiable homicide
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