Kaleidoscope

a person who never eats grapes or bananas

sarah had trouble on the fruit farm because of her disability as a kaleidoscope

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Kaleidoscope Pussy

When a girl puts skittles, beads, and/or any other combination of color items in her pussy then follows that with a glass dildo which her partner looks through.

Did you hear that Ryan's girlfriend has a Kaleidoscope Pussy? He was all like "Shapes and colors!" when he saw it.

Kaleidoscope of Dicks

Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes

"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."

Russian Kaleidoscope

Verb:

1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.

Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"

Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."

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kaleidoscope hoe

When a Hoe from the corner is involved in a lucrative deal where you and your boys partake in a series of ass knocking inevitably leaving the bitch in a triangle formation known as the Bermuda ass angle then disappearing on that hoe back to the Miami Zoe hood.

Damn we need to hit the corner and get us a kaleidoscope hoe and then disappear on that bitch like the Bermuda ass angle .

kaleidoscope eyes

The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.

"Did you see *blank*?"
"Ya, he's got kaleidoscope eyes!"

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carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.

"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"

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