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A very elligable tool used to describe my life.
God, Karen. Look at her. She is such a Kazoo!
A kazoo is a magical instrument that makes wonderful sounds. Many people hate it and are annoyed by it, so that's just another reason you should get one! Actually I have four! Do not limit yourself! buy a million!!! Become God with the power of a kazoo.
Person 1: Woah! You got a kazoo?
Person 2: Yeah! So cool right?
Person 3: I hate that so much, never play it near me or i will rupture your spine.
Kazoos are the holy instrument of the gods in the official religion Kazoodaism and one of the main subjects of the Kazoo Bible. It creates a buzzing sound when hummed into, and is played often by younger ones as their small hands and bad posture does not allow them to play other instruments like a violin, piano, trombone or drums (Which they can play, however they are terrible at it). Even though primarily children use it, it is not as simple as most people see it as. It, when played, increases your intelligence, and communicates directly with the Great Brett (Holy one of Kazoodaism). Kazoos became a popular internet trend when "You on Kazoo - Full Version" was uploaded to YouTube, a video sharing site. They showed the Great Brett, god, and the demigods, all of whom had special instruments of their own to help Brett create the world and universe. The Kazoo is also a symbol of life, and can be associated with the peace and love symbols (The circle split in four and the heart).
tl;dr The Kazoo is the greatest instrument and is the basis of the religion Kazoodaism.
"'DOOT DOOT DOOT!'
What are you doing, Billy?
I'M PLAYING MY KAZOO FOR THE GREAT BRETT!"
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to quote oneself ad nauseum, i.e. drafting up a complete speech on an internet blog and subsequently reciting it (often verbatim) to people who would have read the blog if they were so inclined. people who tend to kazoo are often grossly egotistical, and treat their lives like the overly rehearsed and performed routine of a waning stand up comedian. their delivery of the speech (which they have committed to memory or written down) is often bland and monotonous, suggesting perhaps that the kazooer himself has become bored of the subject matter, but lacks anything genuinely interesting with which to make conversation.
comedian: so what's the deal with hair metal?
audience: you went off on this tangent at your last show.
comedian: bitches, y'all got kazooed!
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A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.
Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.
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getting absolutly loaded by way of the beer bong
getting kazooed and getting knighted by the "THE DUTCHESS AND THE ROUND TABLE"
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