Kegel

The exercise where you tense a specific part between scrotum and anus called you PC muscle.
When you 'pull' a kegel it makes you smile if u do it right... And if you practice them you can have multiple orgasms.

Teacher: Hey jonathan what's wrong?
Jonathan: My dads just died and my mother has been jaxi-rushed by a bear.
Teacher: Anything i can do?
Jonathan: Could you please just leave me alone...
Teacher: Well you know what i do to make myself smile in times of distress... When i'm feeling down 'pull' a Kegel!
Jonathan: :D Man that feels good...

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Kegel

Verb (to kegel, kegelled, kegelling)
To place one's vagina atop another's head and flex the vaginal muscles.
The female version of a tea-bag.

Thom: And then I woke up to Nicole kegeling my head.
Syd: Yeah, she kegelled like 12 people that night.

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kegel

a cute and contagious laugh that can be heard from small and long distances.

My friend walking behind us at the game was kegeling so loud I didn't have to see her to know where she was.

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Kegel

An alternate term for bowling- according to the noted linguistic expert, Fred Flintstone.

Hey Barn, care to go kegeling?

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ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass

It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels

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kegel berry

A term used to describe a woman's clitoris, particularly if it has a sweet taste to it.

Cinda sure has a tasty kegel berry!

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