keoni's a fine man, who eats brownies everyday. he doesnt cheat on his boyfriend and is a boopy boy.
Small penis energy, often times has an ego bigger than his forehead. Can easily get his feelings hurt, even when you talk about his fucked up lips. He's a nice guy, but has a small pecker. And it shows. Will only talk to you to either get head or start drama, but they go hand in hand. Probably has mommy issues.
Oh shit, here comes Keoni. Better not make a "yo' mamma" joke.
the hottest person in the world like he can literally fuck me hard or slowly tbh it doesn’t matter.
a fake magician but wont admit it even tho he knows nat is the real magician
hey look its keoni the fake magician
Keoni is a cute boy who has a good sense in clothing and looks good always. He’s always hungry and plays sports. He’s single and very ready to mingle. Girls wanna claim him but are too scared. He always has his girls back.
Get a man as protective as Keoni.
Keoni means maidenless or bitchless. It describes your average Reddit user
Hey your a keoni
Damn I’m maidenless 😔😔
he a kid
who sexy af
and everyone wanna marry him owo
i want a keoni in my life