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Kernel is a little bitch boy who puts his girlfriend before his best friends. He will leave them high and dry.
Oh my god look there kernel
He’s the biggest bitch on the planet
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A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.
"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"
"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."
The popcorn that falls out of the bag
Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.
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In layman terms, kernel dwellers are the womens which are attributed a score of 0 out of 10 in regard to their appearance.
The kernel dweller terms arise from the hotness scale operator H, H:Girl --> {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10}.
Whenever the operator H acts on a element of the Girl set, say y and Hy=0, then it is said that y belongs to the kernel of H.
Therefore Kernel Dwellers are the ones living in the Kernel of H.
G1 is a kernel dweller, she belongs in the kernel of H, along with the other Kernel Dwellers.
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A kernel panic is a type of error that occurs when the core (kernel) of an operating system receives an instruction in an unexpected format, or that it fails to handle properly. A kernel panic may also follow when the operating system is not able to recover from a different type of error. A kernel panic can be caused by damaged or incompatible software or, more rarely, damaged or incompatible hardware.
Dude, my laptop sucks... it suddenly developed a kernel panic about 15 seconds after boot-up.
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When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.
Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.
When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube
Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel
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