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September 10th 2021 is the day the 21 kid is warning us about. We don't know what will happen, but be ready.
Person 1: "you stupid"
Person 2: "No I am not"
Person 1 "What's 9+10"
Person 2: "21 Kid Day"
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dad: what day is it
son: february20
dad: heres $20 share it with youre sister(s) and or brother(s)
son: why tho?
dad: beacuse it national give youre kids money day
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National holiday celebrated on April 4th annually.
Now that it’s April 4th, happy national cool kids day!
One of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. It speaks for itself.
It is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.
It is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: "Do not disrespect your elders."
To sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.
Little Timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. "HAHA you stupid ass stupid butt douche ass."
The stranger approached little Timmy, calm, and said, "Why little boy, do you know what day it is?"
Confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, "No, what?"
The stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, "KICK A LITTLE KID DAY!!!" as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.
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ITS THE DAY stays !!! Show your love!! You make stray kids stay !!<3
Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:
1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.
2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.
3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
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November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.
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