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kidz bop

A CD made up of the top 40 hits such as "My Happy Ending", "My Boo", "Let's Get it (Started/Retarded)" & etc. Performed by a bunch of kids with high, whiney voices, ruining the already crappy music, unless they are doing a song such as "Float On" by Modest Mouse. Most of the songs are horribly inapropriate but the children are young and innocent therefore completely ignorant of WHAT they are singing.

For example, "My Happy Ending", written and performed by someone who thinks that simply because he/she can play several chords on a guitar can sing about sk8ter bois, hang out with the guys, wear her pants too low, and flip everone off. She also happens to performe some country. The whiney children sing this song completely oblivious to its lyrics and they put it on the CD and -haha!- everyone buys it so the kids can grow up to shop at abercrombie or Pac Sun.

by evilpyschopenguin February 20, 2005

199๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


kidz bop

A shitty CD that reproduces usually goods songs by adding lame-assed kid's voices and replacing profanites so they sound like crap. It amazes me that the artists of these songs let the kidz bop producers ruin thier music.

1985- Bowling for soup: She was gonna shake it fast on the hood of white snakes car.

by M Klingo June 29, 2005

394๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


kidz bop

kidz bop

A bunch of bratty kids who cannot sing for crap on one CD. I'm in shock that they made a 10th one. Whoever invented this should lose thier job. If you want good music, listen to the original version. Where do they find these kids, at Chuck E. Cheese?

''Dude let's go get the new kidz bop CD''

''No thanks, I'd rather wipe my ass with that money.''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006

443๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


kidz bop

A Gay ass CD with kids that sound like broken glass scraped agenced a chalikbord siging modern songs

The kids bop sucks cock

by Alexa corsova July 10, 2005

778๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


kidz bop

Group of kids who sound like horny 80 year olds on heroin. They "sing" too. See dumbass

Did you hear the new kidz bop CD? It sucked arse.

by deciever February 20, 2003

541๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


kidz bop

The songs on the Kidz Bop compilations are sung by a bunch of uninspired, spoon-fed little brats who butcher SOMEWHAT decent to mediocre songs (depending on which songs they decide to destroy). Their commercials consist of the kids running around laughing and dancing, while lipsynching. Wow, the perfect nightmare!

Remember when Alvin and the Chipmunks used to cover songs? Yeah, well, KIDZ BOP is worse than Alvin and his Chipmunk friends will ever be! Ashlee Simpson can sing better than these kids can!

By the time the newest Kidz Bop CD hits stores, most of the songs (by the ORIGINAL artists) are overplayed on MTV and radio. Kidz Bop needs to die. Besides, most of the time, they take songs that ALREADY suck, and add more suck factor to them, and the result is an abomination. Do the kids of today a favor by buying them a Beatles CD, or maybe a soundtrack to a Disney film, anything is better than Kidz Bop!

The Kidz Bop series are an abomination to music.

by SuperSonicX May 20, 2006

329๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


kidz bop

1.Where audio comes to die.
2. Something that will make you want to really, really jump off a building, if it's loud enough.

One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind those kidz bop records... Thoughts of chronic and sustained butchery.

by Thespikedballofdoom May 25, 2015

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