What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

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kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

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what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

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What the fuck is a kilometer?

A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.

"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"

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kilometer high club

1) The metric equivalent of the mile high club usually associated with our European friends.

2) A derogatory commentary of any previous unsatisifying attempt at becoming a member of the mile high club.

Tom promised to fly me to Europe and make me a member of the mile high club but after landing I don't think we even made it to the kilometer high club!

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Go the extra kilometer

(Verb) (GOE THUH EKSTRAH KEELOE MEETER) - A modified form of the phrase "go the extra mile". Definition - to perform somewhat above and beyond, but not to the extent of honorable recognition.

Effort bar
50% - What was required, nothing more or less
75% - More than what was required - an extra Kilo
100% - Outstanding effort - an extra Mile

- I'm burned out. I wanna go to bed so bad, so I think I'll write and extra couple of sentences and go the extra kilometer, then I'll hit the sack.

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Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.

1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!

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