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More mean than "shut up" and a few tones lower than a straight up "fuck off". Used when someone has been being a bitch all week.
"Dude, she had been frying so much it got on my nerves. I told her to kindly fuck off."
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A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.
Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.
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A mind control term from the game Bioshock, used to control the actions of your character, "Jack".
Can be used on friends to hopefully, subconsciously, get them to do things for you, and make you think you've just controled their mind.
"Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" -Frank Fontaine, Bioshock
"Hey man, grab me a beer, would you kindly?"
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When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.
Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.
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We don't take kindly means that we take offense, or dislike whoever or whatever type of people are being spoken to.
Skeeter: Hey! Panda Bear! We don't take kindly your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down skeeter, he ain't hurting nobody.
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an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus
person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus
Something non-native english speakers think english speakers say.
Talking on the phone to foreign scammer - " May I please have your credit card number? ...... Thank you kindly."
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