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When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass and right when youre about to cum, you start hooting like a monkey and pounding on her back with no restraint...
He King Konged me so hard I shit myself.
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The act of shoving a banana up ones ass, and then someone else eating it.
"you just got King Konged"
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Sexual move, when your having sex guy on top and her legs over your shoulders, right before you're about to blow you pull out, stand up, plaster her with cum and proceed to pound your chest, roar and shake the bed. After this, the most important step is to run out of the room.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I totally King Kong'd the shit outa her last night."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, did you get her banana split?"
Guy 1: "Sure did."
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When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.
Ted: You know Kimber, right?
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
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when you defecate in your hand and use it as a projectile and emit ooga booga noises and aim for her mouth and if successful get a banana a shove it up her bowl
Omg he did the King Kong last night so dreamy
Can please King Kong lover
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During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).
Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
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She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.
The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.
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