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To receive a poo smear on the leg from a girl while she is straddling you and giving you a blow job
The Kinga; She was really good at head, but she gave me a Kinga
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A highly intelligent girl whose hopes for humanity are probably gone but who will give her 200% to anyone she cares for. Is an online social butterfly, but shy and quiet in real life. She has the whole package: she's talented, she's beautiful inside and out, she'll make you cry of laughter showing her goofy childish side. But when something disturbs her best friends' peace of mind, she will take that matter in her own hands.
She provides emotional support for those who need it, although only few give her as much as she truly deserves. She often thinks of herself as no big deal, whereas, from her close friends' POV, she's absolutely divine: you can have serious deep conversations with her, you can rant about whatever topic comes to your mind, you can talk to her without holding back knowing she won't ever judge you. She rarely appreciates her own talents and doesn't always accept compliments from friends, but she deserves everything.
She has a lot of skills she thinks are common, such as speaking all sorts of tricky languages and being able to draw or play instruments, however those skills make her stand out among her friend group, and deep down EVERYONE wishes they were like Kinga. Girls and boys are waiting in the lineup, but she's very picky (and has plenty of reasons, e.g. a very hot friend).
The word "King" is part of the name "Kinga", making every Kinga out there in the world a queen, as long as she uses her God-given talents for good.
Hail the Kinga
Lesbian 1: Yo I just met a hot chick, I think her name's Kinga. She made a joke and I literally started choking of laughter, like she's so funny and for what-
Lesbian 2: If I were you, I would've asked her to choke me the other way too!
Lesbian 1: Ah I can't believe I missed such an opportunity!
Rude with everyone ,think that she can climb a mountain in a wheelchair . Legends say that she i able to speak chinese but probably is just saying random worlds withaout any sense. She give human name to dog and dog name to human. She try to understand your weaknesses to hurt yourself more.
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Kristian:hi kinga you wanna go dance tonight
Kinga: I'd rather be beaten by a homeless instead of go somewhere with you
To have victory snatched away at the last second by making a silly mistake.
Etymology: In the 2019 Red Bull X-alps, endurance athlete and Paraglider pilot Kinga Masztalerz was racing another competitor to avoid elimination. She had battled her way to get in front of her competitor but then took a wrong turn and ran in completely the wrong direction. By the time she realised the mistake it was too late and, at the cut off time, she was eliminated for being only 700m behind.
I was winning.. and then my brain exploded! Yeah I pulled a Kinga.
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A sexy girl who is obsessed with Shawn mendes she wants to fuck him so hard
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Rude with everyone ,think that she can climb a mountain in a wheelchair . Legends say that she i able to speak chinese but probably is just saying random worlds withaout any sense. She give human name to dog and dog name to human. She try to understand your weaknesses to hurt yourself more.
3.5/10
Kristian:hi kinga nice to met you
Kinga: fuck you from my sight like your dad did 10 years ago
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