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an australian slang for a person usually of aboriginal or white/anglo-saxon origin who flips out and goes syko, a fearsome fighter, relentlessly stabbing people with broken glass bottles or sharp objects and biting guy's ears off in fights showing no remorse and fights to the death. usually of a very slim but athletic build. very fast runner, and doesnt tire out. loves taking speed and other types of amphetamines. is very agetated and restless, always thinks people are looking at him. very unsociable when drunk. theiving is his occupation. alot of these type of people live in the sydney suburb of redfern and the mount druit area of sydney (ie. bidwill, shalvey, herbersham, willmot, dharruk, plumpton)
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verb: to totally and utter desroy; in PC usage to "own".
Wow, you totally got Kirked in Maintenence Access!
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Having a kirk is when you achieve the ultimate sexual experience that all human males have fantasized about every day since the beginning of time -- that is, banging a gorgeous, green skinned alien.
The term 'kirk' is a direct reference to when Captain Kirk got his hands on Marta, the smoking hot alien babe from the infamous Star Trek episode "Whom Gods Destroy" filmed way back in 1969
Guy: "How'd it go with Breanna last night?"
Other Guy: "Well, she's alright, but I just can't seem to quit dreaming about getting a kirk"
Guy: "Tell me about it..."
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alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.
I want to be just like kirk.
Cassie Cowles
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My bro Kirk is a god at bass but a total dick to people. Jk
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saviour of the alcohol industry
"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"
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to be drunk. Or to skip and dance whilst others walk/run
Man, you o.k? You are acting like Kirk after his 3 bottles of whiskey
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