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A kirk will be the most amazing person you will ever meet.. a kirk knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a kirk is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a kirk..
I'm so lucky to have a kirk in my life..
You are down? Go find a kirk.
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A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.
They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The women dream of being with Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
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To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.
Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.
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Charming and a gentleman. Great sense of humor and very playful. A passionate and sensual lover. A lover of animals. Loves life to the fullest and won't let anything stop him. Loves adventure and nature. Loves deeply and completely. A rugged nerd with a kind and generous heart. So if you happen to meet him be prepared to be swept off your feet and fall madly in love forever.
A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.
All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.
The men all wished they could be Kirk.
The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
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