A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

17👍 69👎

Kiss and tell

to publicly share details of private interactions, especially sexual relationships, in a book, article, or interview.

This isn't a kiss and tell book