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Jack knifed

to steal someones eye during a helecopter ride in the upright possition.

Go away b4 u get jack knifed

by Squeky Clean February 13, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex

I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!

by loafnaround September 3, 2020


jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."

Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

by mito0 August 18, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


texas jack knife

Sexual position:
male lays on his left side, woman (or other male) on her back. they are at a 90 degree angle of each other. the female (other male) can either put both her/his legs on top of the male on his side or they can put their legs every other (his/hers/his/hers).

Honey, wanna do the texas jack knife?

by TiaEveAvrilZen July 6, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish jack-knife

1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.

2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.

1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."

2. "Dude, watch this."

by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish jack-knife

nothing jewish bout that, you just described driving in jersey

"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"

by a triple h December 7, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Jack Knife

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

by The Masticator May 3, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž