When a teacher searches for the definition of a random string of words during a health class. It must sound like something sexual related but really isn't. You can replace "pepsi" with "soda", "coke", or any other drink.
Student: "What does it meant to knock over the pepsi?"
Teacher (searches it up): "I don't know." (Finds urban dictionary result) "You got me."
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Good girls can be bad bitches too
Good girls knock over spaceships, I bet she’s a freak in the sheets.
When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.
Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much
Knocking midgets over with the grill of a truck.
I knocked over a midget over like a spare in bowling