Koan

koan is the chillest dude around, always speaking real shit.

damn did you hear that koan has a 12" dick

baller-koan

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.

"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"