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Translation of cock story in malay
Friend 1: Semalam aku tibai 10 awek ...best giler. ( Yesterday i fucked 10 chicks..it was awesome)
Friend 2: aah sudah! Engkau takyah nak cerita konek dgn aku lah.. bodoh! ( Oh come on! You Don't cock story me okay.. stupid idiot!
Konek Besar Hitam (KBH) is a word translated into Malay from the word Big Black Cock (BBC) .
I tried to search more suitable word to describe BBC into Malay but I only get this.
Paliope : Hey ,ape jenis konek kau ?
Qisnani Luth : Konek Besar Hitam
A popular Malaysian dish served to the upmost distinctive families or on the contrary to the poor and idiots in computer games playing on your team or to the enemy team. This is a very good phrase or word depending on your usage of said word, But its not the best to use on the current Islamic government, the result of doing this action will result in your undoing spending jail time in crappy Malaysian jail, advised not to do that. Also use this to test your Malay relations to see if they chase u with their Mak rem-pit friends.
Me:Hello Adam its me wanna go mamak?
Adam:sure lets go
Ah neh:sir what your you like to eat?
Me:Ayam konek goreng Minyak jagung spicy
Adam: U are retarted
I was never heard of since that day
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Directly translated into English as 'Penis stamped forehead', it is a phrase use to describe women who jump in and out of relationships that lasts a short duration or have many exes and sexual encounters.
Jennifer Lopez is what we Malays call “dahi cap konek”. Kalau tak ada jantan tak boleh hidup. - asonofapeach
Likes to talk shit and cannot accept the fact that he is worst . Always want to win no matter how dumb they sound . Pathetic self proclaimed bitch ass
Mary : “ Hey Vorn , you need to become a better person.(tries to help)”
Vorn : “ Dont teach me shit . Im better than you . You have no future”
Mary : “Boy konek”
Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO
Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.
When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long
Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO