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Konk is a multi-faceted word. It is usually said in a sexual or physical manner, but can have many meanings when used in the appropriate context. It can be quite difficult to go wrong with the word "konk." Is there something that's throwing you off your normal vibe? Then you're probably getting KONKED by something.
"Oh my god dude, I konked the hell out of her last night."
"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."
"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."
"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."
"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"
"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."
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When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke
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A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
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To konk
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Be konked.
Being hit on the head by something or someone.
Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
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The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.
Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.
If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.
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