Korea

Korea is divided in two parts. The Lower one has some boy band that apparantly all the girls love for some reason and the famous Netflix show Quid Game . The upper one is for a fat man that threatens the whole world by pointy things.

Example1)BTS from South korea is cringe ngl.

Example2)Try escaping from North Korea

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Korea

One of the best places in Asia, home of some of the best Asian singers, home of the awesomest people on earth, and of course... the best food!

Korean Singers/Bands:
BoA
ShinEE
Shinhwa
Super Junior
Fly To The Sky
KARA
Wonder Girls
SNSD (Girls Generation)
Epik High
Big Bang
F.T. Island

Korean Food:
Kalbi
Kimbap
Kimchee

The official language of Korea is Korean or Hangul (한글) and there is North Korea and South Korea.
North Korea is the one with Kim Jong Il and nobody from North Korea is allowed to leave their country with the exceptions of Kim Jong Il's family. (So save yourself from stupidity and don't ask some random korean person you know if they are from North Korea or South Korea because if they were from North Korea, they would most likely be dead. And so would you).
South Korea is the one with a lot more freedom, great cities and a beautiful island called Jejudo Island (or Jeju). There is a PC Room and a Karaoke Room on almost every block and you can get great food even on the stands in the streets such as gaeranbang, boonguh bang, and tteukbokki instead of just boring hot dogs like New York.

In short, Korea is the best place on earth you can ever be in and if your state doesn't have a Koreatown, its not an official state.

Person 1: Wow that girl is so awesome!
Person 2: Oh, she must be from Korea!

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Korea

Loyal and loving and playful. Is a beautiful diva in every way,shape,and form and is very determined to reach her goals and doesn't let anything get in her way. Is strong on the inside and out and also very athletic. Clever minded and an amusing role model and just about everyone will look up to her. She's a good friend and will always have your back

"That girl is lit,acting like a korea."

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Korea

A peninsula in East Asia. A country renown for it's beautiful women and interesting culture. It's often compared to Japan, because of a somewhat hostile feeling between the two countries. If one compares Korean and Japanese women, he/she will find that Japanese women often tend to look like sluts while most Korean women have a fresh beauty. There are many ugly women in Japan because of incest. This is not a joke, it's for real. This could be seen as a negative effect from Japan's perverted sex culture. Japan is well known as the "country of fetish and taboo" by many. It's porn is centered around incest, rape, abuse, bsdm etc. Korean and Japanese food is also often compared but this is pointless seeing as it's all asian food eaten with chopsticks and rice. Japan is known for it's anime while Korea is known for it's wonderful soap operas and movies.

A: Look! Korea is raping the shit out of Japan!!
B: Holy shit! Japan is liking it!
A: Duh..Japan is a country of taboo and incest.
B: Ahhh..I see.

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Korea

A country that, in World War 2, was divided by Soviet Russia and the United States without the consent of the people. As a result, the north half is now a communist dictatorship where a midget named Kim Jong Il is playing with nukes. In addition, south koreans are distrustful and unappreciative of the U.S. troops within Korea. Nearly as sad as wat happened in Iraq. Contrary to the belief of many chinese people, Korea was not part of china. Part of China was the northernmost part of Korea.

Chinese guy: Ummm... Korea was all under Chinese rule once. Yeah.
American guy: Uhh, not really. Btw, when will u stop being communist?
Chinese guy: Umm..... For teH ReD ArMy!
American guy: Just go back to working at the Panda Express.

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Korea

One of countries of Asia beside China and Japan. For 5000 years, RULED by Korean kings and presidents. Has great language called, Korean that allows you to pronounce words that both Chinese and Japanese cannot say.

There is myth that Koreans are desperate for Kimchi, but the reality is absolutely different since some Koreans hate Kimchi for some reasons.

If you are a North Korean, "too bad because of your freaking communist country. lets see how good you can live with your Kim- Jung Il."

If you are a South Korean, "Well... at least you don't have to follow a midget."

Let's try to say "MacDonald" in three different languages!!

First Chinese
- Ma Do No

Second, Japanese
- Ma Gro Na Ri Do

Last, Korean
- Mac Do nal D

Well... true that when some Koreans try to pronounce "sheet", they pronounce as "Shit".

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Korea

A peninsula right next to China and Russia, and with Japan right across the sea. Korean people are smart, because in Korea, the parents actually push their kids, not like crappy America.

Korean people are also game freaks. They are the world's top Starcraft players. They also created addictive games scuh as Maple Story, a game that is one of the most addictive games in the world.

Korean food is good. Nuff' said.

A: Dude, who's that funtwo guy? He looks Korean.
B: He is Korean, numbnut. How did you know?
A: He has like 5 games on his desk.

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