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Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.
Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
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A fruit similar to an orange and lemon combined but pretty small.
Do you think that they will have any kumquats at the store.
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A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.
Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running
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When you need her to stop shrieking while doin' it: "y'all kumquat or people'll hear you!"
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1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name.
1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?
2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..
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