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Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004

59๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung Pow

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

33๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung Pow

The surprise underground hit of the year, a virtual feel-good movie, a triumph of the human spirit... Ah, baloney, it's a ridiculously funny yet absurdly inane martial arts flick starring Jim Carrey's old partner, Steve Oedekirk. Makes you laugh 'til you hurl.

"How do like my face-to-foot style?"

"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."

by Larry C. January 19, 2004

41๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung Pow

See deff. # 1.
They pretty much covered it.
It rocks!!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata; hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"

by licia June 24, 2004

34๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung Pow

The movie deserves a sequel.

Betty: I am a magician. Your clothes are red.

by lol October 3, 2003

97๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung Pow

(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.

Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.

by G-Union December 19, 2003

280๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung Pow

A very funny movie.

Let's go to taco bell.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

38๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž