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Kurt is funny, forgetful, slightly odd, thoughtful, moreish and kissable with the most mesmerizing eyes you'll ever see. He enjoys being sneaky and getting stuck to things. You'll think about him when you first wake up, all day and he will be the last thing you think of when you go to sleep. He has stolen the meaning to all songs, even completely irrelevant ones. He makes you feel happy and you will miss him as soon as your not with him.
I met kurt recently - changed my life
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Kurt is the most amazing dude you shall ever meet! He is like WAY uber talented. This dude can make amazing music on like any instrument. He has like really and i mean REALLY blue eyes and awesome brown hair. He is REALLY gorgeous inside AND out. He is smart, but is really silly. He can make anyone laugh. Even if you are sitting there trying so hard not to laugh, he will say something random and you will be forced to laugh. He is insanely charismatic, epic beyond all standards, and very lovable. If you don't love him then you just are not a generally nice nor happy person. This Kurt loves family guy and south park, so he loves to laugh. He makes the worst situations great, and the best situations even better than they were to begin with. If you haven't met him yet, i suggest you try to find him. If you have, don't lose whatever relation you have with him. And if you left him, then you are beyond being an idiot. SO yeah... he is simply amazing. END OF STORY! :)
Kurt is super-fantab-ulisticly-beyond-spectacular!
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A pimp ass individual who is in bed with three women at this very moment. We must get undressed now. Talk to you later.
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Kurt is a fine-looking guy, with a great personality... once you get to know him. Not exactly the nicest, or the meanest, he can tease his friends real mean sometimes. Has a huge heart, cares for alot of people, has multiple love issues and DON'T EVER underestimate his basketball skills because he will destroy with his amazing shooting skill. Usually says "I never try". Believe him he's telling the truth, unless u ran into a slightly different kurt. He is not exactly a person to stay on track, but once he's been taught a lesson, he can do great things. His basketball skills are very similar to Jimmy Butler. Kurt has very high standards to live up to but may not be able to reach them
Handles: B
Shooting(All Around): A
Passing: B+
Dunking: A++
Defence: B
Rebounding: B-
Posting: C+
(Beats Kurt in 1v1)
Kid: U suck
Kurt: I wasn't trying
Kid: Sure u were
(Kurt Gives the kid death stare)
Kid: Ur so bad at basketball, that even my grandma can shoot better than you
Kurt: Rematch, Again!!
(Kid gets destroyed)
Kid: HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?
Kurt: I Have my ways
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An absolute mad dude.
All Girls wanna be with him, all guys wanna be him.
Girl 1: Did you just see kurt?
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG He just winked at me *Faints*
*Ambulance Arrives*
Paramedic: What happened here?
Girl 1: That guy over there just winked at her and she fainted.
Paramedic: That guy right there? *points at kurt*
Girl 1: YES!
Paramedic: Wow, isnt he dreamy, what a kurt. *Faints*
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Kurt is a finely crafted individual with many tremendous qualities. Perhaps the most noticeable of these qualities is Kurt's moral code, which he cannot deny. Acutely aware of his own ephemeral nature, and bound by his ethics, Kurt attempts to optimize every moment he can in making the world a better place.
Donor A: Yah know, donating blood sure does make me feel good about myself.
Donor B: I know, but we're no Kurts!
both laugh
Donor A: Yeah, gotta love Kurt!
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