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Kylan is everyone’s favorite broth babie from Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance. A skilled Songteller, he can play both the lute and the firca.
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The biggest bitch on the planet and is always mean and stupid. She shows off to guys way out of her league and everyone hates her!!
Jada: Hey quit being such a Kylan!
Me: Don’t you dare comparing me to that piece of human trash!!
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Trash. Evil. Not a true friend. When sticking around him, u need to social distance away from him as he loves to sell you out.
When I litter, Kylan will sell me out .
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Sound guy, Asian, Cant leave the house yet, doesnt know when to keep his mouth closed
"Hes a sound bloke must be a Kylan"
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Kylan is a gentle men that is always there for what his and always get whats his.and he always look best together with a girl name that start with a R and he would go crazy over her.but kylan do got anger issues so it is best to stay away from him when he's upset .
"Kylan you and that girl that name start with a R look great together."
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Kylan is somewhat of a sensitive guy. He has an unclear sexual motive and agenda and at times seems like he is on path for pure destruction. At times he is a symbol of great friendship and love, and at other times he is the embodiment of pure chaos
Person 1: what is that giant flaming ball coming straight for us?!
Person 2: oh no that’s Kylan
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Kylan;
very pretty, but extremely fake. Everything is always funny to kylan's their always laughing, even though its not funny. Girls like this Used to be against drinking and smoking but now typically gets high and wasted every weekend. They also enjoy peeing on peoples floors in their houses. This behavior is generally misunderstood and very irrational, but is accepted as a weird urinal fetish to the Kylan population. Kylans tend to think they are popular but in fact are not liked by many due to them blowing off their friends to hang out with older people because they think they're really cool. They are generally bad friends and girlfriends because of a majorly jealously problem. look out for her calves(;
riley: "did you see that bitch pee on floor in front of everyone and soak it up with a towel?"
taylor: "yeah, that girl is such a kylan! i and everyone else on the entire planet would never do that, especially in another persons house!"
riley: "i know right? she thinks were best friends but i could never be friends with a loser like that."
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