vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

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Placer Lacer

It’s when you are standing in a space, do a lacer, but it stays at the spot of release like a Cadbury chocolate egg coming out of a bunny. It acts like a landmine.

Sheldon: I think Dom did a placer lacer fart!

Dom: How do you know?

Sheldon: I just walked into the spot you were standing in and a rancid smell smacked my nose.

Dom: Sorry, did a placer lacer.

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anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.

John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

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latex laceration

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.

WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!

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Lacer

Someone who laces drugs

Don't go to him he's a lacer

Lacerators

A word used to describe a lacerator, ‘lacerator’ being a person who lacerates or performs a laceration.

That horror movie had a lot of ‘lacerators’!

“Yeah dude that movie had a ton of murdering lacerators!”