Dollar Lamprey

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.

Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.

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dirty lamprey

when people with multiple rows of teeth give a blow job (teeth are always in contact with member)

That horse mouth decided to give me a dirty lamprey

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Lamprey Store

Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart

I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark

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social lamprey

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

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Dirty Lamprey

while giving a blow job you dont stop sucking after the fact until the member becomes red and engrossed

while my girlfriend was finishing me off that b*tch ended up giving me the dirty lamprey

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"anal lamprey"

anyone who sucks ass. typically subhumans like the 7chan mods.

"The Chan-wars...begun they have."

George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan

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Josh Lamprey

A josh lamprey is typically a nervous mess in the wild, unable to sting together a competent sentence. But once Josh Lamprey is comfortable you will realise why his dick is 9+ inches, also good at futsal

Yeah my personality resembles josh lamprey