The most litty, most dank situation. Only occurs once out of every 1,000,000 lit and dank moments.
Hey did you go to Sally's party? It was lank.
8π 7π
Hey bro, can you send me the link to that 2 girls 1 cup video?
I lank it to you 5 times already, you're sick.
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Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.
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The act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of "Love".
I totally got lanked last night!! They said it was out of love but i dunno...
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The action of one forcibly grabbing someone elseβs face and smearing their hand across the said face or in some cases the eye. This action is used to generally humiliate the lankee and show the dominance and superiority of the lanker. There are varying degrees of a lank ranging from the gentle eye smear to the violent dual hand multiple swipes. A lank can be performed by sneaking up on the lankee or face to face.
βAw man you just got lanked!β
βItβs alright Iβll lank him back so hard heβll have stretch marks on his face.β
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Look there's a lank. In other words (there's an Anthony Bachalani)
Lank can be defined as an Anthony Bachalani
The lankiest of the all.
Name typically starts with L.
Always has a small and muscular peen.
Bro, you are looking like such a lank right now.