a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon
guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.
1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
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One of the most revolutionary pkers on the RPG Runescape. Thought by some to be the savior of all 20 defense pures, she has been known to take down many level 120+ in various combat minigames, whilst only possessing 72 combat. Her scandalous name and vast contact list of famous players has gained her many followers throughout the Runescape and pure community. She belongs to the clan "The Golden Gods", and was a close friend of acclaimed pure In Vas Por, ex leader of Absolution current member of Corrupt Pures. Considered a valuable potential prospect of many clans, she allegedly receives offers consisting of Runescape gold, items, and accounts to take up arms for clans such as Devastation and Eruption of Pures (EOP). She is undoubtedly one of the greatest pures of our generation.
Holy shit, 0 Lardass 0 just downed a guy with a Godsword!
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IF YOUR NAME IS RICH AND YOU WORK IN A PRINT SHOP AND EAT MCDONALDS MORE THAN 4 TIMES A WEEK AND SPEND 1500 DOLLARS ON THE COFFEE TRUCK A MONTH
HEY DID YOU SEE THAT LARDASS DOUGH BOY BY THE SHRINK WRAPPING MACHINE
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An extremely fat individual
Can be used as an insult
โLuke reifenberger is an extreme lardassโ
Usually a fat fucking sludge ball; also known as that gym teacher that weighs 840 pounds
Wow Mike your a fucking lardass, find a fucking treadmill.