lardy dardy

to be extremely elegant

"Man, that model is lardy dardy even though she is anorexic and her clothes are just hanging on her."

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Lardy Gras

Lardy Gras is the final day of Carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of Lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.

"Are you coming to Lardy Gras this year?"
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."

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Lardy boi

A person who enjoys consuming large amounts of lard

Boy1: hey have you met alex
Boy2: yeah, he is a lardy boi!!

Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.

That guy runs like a lardy tard.

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Lardy Dar

A misspelling of la-di-da used by fat illiterate cunts

Did you see Jord misspell la-di-da as "lardy dar", what a fat illiterate cunt

lardy finger

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins

They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger

Lardy-Char

A place of ultimate homliness with a naughty edge. It accepts whether you are crusting on the sofa, or raving away. It is especially good when you put up curtains so you no longer get a peeping tom.

I'm at Lardy-Char.. where are you?