firsty-lasty

A firsty-lasty is someone who is always called by their first and last name by someone who has a crush on them, or by someone who doesnt know them that well.

Hey Daisy, did you see John Hanley last night at that party?

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nasty lasty

A dirty nightcap before bed

Let us drink one Nasty Lasty before we go upstairs to do the dirty

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Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

Dirty lasty

When Someone shits on there unborn dads head wearing a riot shield screaming the alphabet backwards through a tube of crisps there mum found in her crotch.

Oh my god he just dirty lasty his nan