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One who is inordinately enraged by the casual use of "strict" terms (like "charcoal" and "propane"), hangs out with "the guys" and rarely has sex with his lawful wife.
Is also unusually interested in, um, tools, power tools, his personal tool shed, drives a powerful (ie. penis) pick up truck
Above all, evinces a woman's sensitivity to mundane things such as the clothes his child wears, the hat his "buddy" wears.
Almost always: an anal-retentive type.
Hank Hill, a latent homosexual who fits all of the above and more. His constant desire for "meat, perfectly grilled" is also interesting.
He also has a distinct fear of the female body and its functions.
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Someone who is in denial of their extreme gayness, and refuses to come out of the closet, one who is often flaming and conflicted with their strict, right-wing religious roots.
Wow, Bob sure is a Latent Homosexual. What a poofter! He should just give it up and go smoke some bone.
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A PC term applied to someone who is acting in a distinctly average manner.
Aw man - can you believe that call! That referee is such a latent heterosexual.
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When an teenage boy is repressing or unaware that he is depressed because he is not getting enough gay sex, because he is not wearing skinny jeans and gothic-esque flamboyant clothes with ridiculous hairstyles.
He tries hard not to enjoy music by bands like Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever and Dashboard Confessional. This causes stress and depression, which is converted into anger to appear manly.
"Your such a closet emo, go put on some make-up, buy some nice jeans, do your hair up and suck your best friend off".
"Dont make fun of my latent emosexuality"
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A latent defaulter is someone who visits a website because their default homepage is pre-set to that address, or are redirected to a particular website, through no action of their own. They do not purposely choose to visit the website but their visit is counted towards a website's traffic statistics, even though they may immediately leave the website.
When someone buys a new computer the installed browser has the homepage pre-set by default. When they open a browser window they automatically visit the website that has been pre-set. Alternatively when someone logs out of an email service, or instant messenger client, they can be automatically redirected to a particular website. These people are "latent defaulters".
A response that comes after a significant delay.
Sorry for the latent response.
When two people over seventy, of the same sex, learn to text each other.
My grandmother and her friend Phillis are now sending text messages to each other. I guess they are experiencing latent homotextuality.
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