Law's Law

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

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By law

Another word for "technically."

Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to

Will-Law

The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."

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In-Laws

People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!

Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!

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In-law

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."

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the law

Law enforcement agents, most often the police.

Call the law, they shooting!

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laws

Things that are meant to be broken.

I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.

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