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man law

only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever

MAN LAW!

all hail man god!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!

by man god August 25, 2007

59๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man Law

When you're with your homies, and you/they say something dumb or something you know they wont do and you say MAN LAW! and then they must do it or suffer the consequences...(consequences may vary!)

"oh god, look at those titties, id motor boat them"
"MAN LAW!!!"
"dammit..."
"excuse me maam?"
"yes?"
*MOTOR BOAT AND RUN AWAY"
"good job nukkkah"

by Nukkkahhh September 10, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


man law

Originated from a series of Budweiser commercials where a group of supposedly (manly) men, namely celebrities and athletes, sit around a table deciding the secret codes of conduct for men.

1) What to do when a guy sticks his finger in your beer. Solution: "you poke it you own it" Man law!

2) What to do when you meet an attractive girl but has a long list of ex-boyfriends... Solution "You make sure you don't fall in love with her" Man law!

by ManliestManAlive June 23, 2006

67๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man law

1. Men should not sleep in the same bed.
2. Men should not kiss each other (even if you are freinds don't do it).
3. Men should not hug other men unless its a power hug.
4. Men should not cheat on there girlfreind.
5. Men should not act gay around girls unless she is your friend.

Dude you just broke the man law.

by no muscle November 9, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man Law Bible

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.

A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.

by Doc Grimshaw November 22, 2011

502๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man's Law

An unspoken, unwritten law, whereas one man will not expose another man's attempt to get action on the side . Ironically, one of the only ways to find out about said law, is to break it.

"Hey man that was fucked up telling Christine about Josh's fling. That's breaking Man's Law bro."

by Nathan V. August 7, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


violation of man law

pissing in the one next to an occupied stall
saying something gay
not pulling out
crying for whatever reason unless a herioc dog dies
texting your friends girlfriend after 2 a.m.

john was watching days of our lives and noticed jill broke up with tom and he started ballin like a bitch, violation of man law!!!

by haironmycock February 11, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž