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lax bro

guys who dress preppy and play lax usually live on the east coast where we all know all the best all players live, they have mad flow not lettuce always wear lax pinnies always have a spoon wit them and have mad hot chicks hanging wit them, usually belong to country clubs or are rich and go to private or boarding schools they also have to play for atleats d 1 lax or d2 lax our flowcabulary consists of bro, mad, swag, cha, gnarly, etc.

yo bro that chick is mad hot.

cha bro betta go hit her up.

ight ill hit her wit some mad swag and will be chill from there.

you know thm chicks love us bros ( lax bro )

by dbats February 28, 2012

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax bro

men obsessed with lacrosse and all its lacross-ey goodness. usually hang around with lots of chicks, mostly those who are ultimate lax hoes, or laxtitutes.
enjoy going on bro trips and being bromosexual.
vocabulary includes:tilt, flow, bro, dude, etc
wardrobe includes:pennies, pastel polos, pastel shorts, pastel anyting, seer sucker anything, madras anything, midcalves, rainbows and sperries

Rachel: "dude check out that lax bro, what a hottie"
Kevin (lax bro): "hey laxtitutes, do you like my flow?"
Rachel: "love it"
Kevin: "well im gonna go lax with my bros now, peace"

by ultimatelaxhoe1 October 17, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax bro

Generally someone who thinks they're INTENSELY AWESOME and wears flamboyant clothing. See also; douche; faggot

Lax Bro: DUDE look at my new pink hat, yellow shirt, teddy bear pajamas, midcalves and mandals! They're so rad!
Me: Or you could grow a pair.

by AverageJohn October 8, 2010

51๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax bro

a guy who thinks they are so chill, wears pastels, has homosexual hair flow, wears khaki or plaid shorts, usually polos, and bro hats like truckers or any beaten up hat with many rips.

they are usually very cocky, love beer, can't fight, and are just all around homosexuals

they usually go to a stupid boarding school and play for their schools team. they occasionally come back to where they grew up to see their old friends who are very low on the bro scale, which can be a problem.

lax bro 1: bro lets have a lax sesh!

lax bro 2: yea dude i just bought 3 dildos so we should have enough this time!

by twiaf June 14, 2009

113๐Ÿ‘ 281๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax bro

Person who does not only play lax (lacrosse) but associates himself with other "bros". A bro will often use words like bro, chill, flow, stoked, gnarly, and natty ice. They often chill out with their spoons (lacrosse sticks) and lax it up in the nice warm sun. They tend to wear bright colors so they can show off any way they can as they usually lack self confidence. Often they are douche bags to anyone who doesn't play lax with because its cool. The pinny is their number one piece of clothing along with bright colored sunglasses and often rasta clothing. It is ok for them to talk about pot or other drugs even if they dont smoke or take them because they are bros. Their hair is usually in mad flow and like to flick it off. Once again they are the greatest, at least they believe so, thus they are aloud to boss anyone around they want... they think. They carry their spoons around school and like to grasp eachothers shafts (handles) and fiddle with the heads (pocket for ball). They are the best and practically own the school, thus they are aloud to be douches.

Lax bro: Yo bro wheres your pinny bro?
Anyone Else: I dont play lacrosse, i have a little self dignity.
Lax bro:Bro why am i even here then, go away your messin up the flow and i gotta work on stringing the shaft up. Go chill and pop the natty ices.

by LaxBrosAreDouches April 4, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax bro

a lax bro is someone who likes to lax and chill and wear hats with a pre-frayed brim

lax bro 1: yo broseph wana go chill and play gamecube
lax bro 2: sounds viscous broham

by 666pooprofl September 7, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lax Bro

Any male individual who plays (or assosiciates those who play) lacrosse. They wear hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair. Their vocabulary consists of, but is not limited to: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc.

Sam:Yo look at those shorts, their soo bro!
Kevin: Yeah, they're almost too bro!
Sam: You can't be too bro, bro!

Steve: Holy shit! Look at those Lax Bros ^^^

by Sneel April 30, 2009

544๐Ÿ‘ 309๐Ÿ‘Ž