laying the pipe

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe

dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela

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Lay the pipe

The process in which a Male claps the checks of a woman most often.

Dude lay the pipe to tiquirus tonight.

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Lay the pipe

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

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lay a pipe

taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highway,dropping a log, tapping a colon, releasing the anaconda

I have to lay a pipe soooooo bad the turtle's peeping outta his shell!

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lay some pipe

vulgar slang for sexual intercourse

That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.

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Laying Some Pipe

When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"

Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."

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Laying Fatty Pipe

When one begins engaging in sexual activities with multiple individuals after a certain event.

Tom: Once I get these braces off I'm going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow.

George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.

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