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The feeling you get when you lounge around for a couple days and realize you need to shower
"Man, I have a date tonight. I need to wash this Laze Glaze of before then."
Noun.
To be greasy and ridiculously lazy. Not wanting to do sweet fuck all but game or lay on the couch. Laze burgers even hate sitting. Too much work.
On Sundays Chris is so hungover, greasy and lazy. What a fucking Laze Burger.
He's the only Asian rapper with the deepest voice. He recycle cans for a living and will still steal your gf.
Friend: what do you do for a living?
Me: I do what LAzee Luu does.. recycle cans
To be lazy, expending minimal effort and doing as little as possible
Al: Hey, we have a three day weekend coming up, got any plans?
Bill: Nah, I'm just going to stay home and laze off
Al: Where's Jack? I haven't seen much of him and it doesn't look like he's gotten much done.
Bill: Jack's hiding in the break room. He's been lazing off since he got here.
When an act of laziness leads to requiring more effort to accomplish a task than would have otherwise been necessary had you not been lazy in the first place
Karl was too lazy to cut his dirty fingernails, and quickly found himself in a laze 22 when he decided to eat his fried chicken with two forks.
When the topic at hand involves the essential fusion of nationalism and socialism, then Godwin's Law is invalid.
"...but Godwin's Law doesn't work here, because Donald Trump really is fusing the worst parts of nationalism and socialism. Ergo, Laze's Corollary applies..."
To get super stoned before bed.
The opposite of a wake and bake.
After work I like to Blaze and Laze.
I hate when my Wake and Bake turns to a Blaze and Laze.